Honky Tonk Guitar - Karen Collins - 2005 (ASCAP)

My old honky tonk guitar won't play the blues
No sad refrains come from its strings, only upbeat tunes
I celebrate the day you put on your walking shoes
One thing's for sure. It's better without you.

I'm better off with decaf in my coffee cup
Better off without the buzz that I feel from your touch.
Things are calmer now, no jitters from your bitter brew
One thing's for sure. It's better without you.

My old honky tonk guitar won't play the blues
No sad refrains come from its strings, only upbeat tunes
I celebrate the day you put on your walking shoes
One thing's for sure. It's better without you.

I'm better off since winter's sun made the snow depart.
And your icy winds no longer blow a chill right through my heart.
It's a simple case where less is more, one's greater than two
One thing's for sure. It's better without you.

My old honky tonk guitar won't play the blues
No sad refrains come from its strings, only upbeat tunes
I celebrate the day you put on your walking shoes
One thing's for sure. It's better without you.